Friday, November 4, 2011

Improve fuel, improve power

From: Francois
Sent: 01 November 2011
To: Allen Johnson
Subject: improve fuel improve power



CYCLONE FUEL SAVER
LESS FUEL MORE POWER


Specifications, ratings and endorsements can be viewed at our website

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IMPROVE FUEL ECONOMY INSTANTLY (anything up to 3km per liter extra)
INCREASE POWER INSTANTLY (anything up to 9 kilowatts extra)
FITS ANY VEHICLE
EASY TO INSTALL
LIFETIME WARRANTY

FOR ONLY R299

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Customer Feedback

"Just to confirm – my consumption on my 1996 Land Cruiser 4500 80-series
improved from 5.8 Km/l to a very impressive 7.7 Km/L. Thank You”. - G.
Lubbe – Pretoria

"I gained an extra 1.3km/l from 6.8km/l to 8.1km/l on my Hyundai 2.0l in
urban driving after installing a Cyclone Fuel Saver". - D. Beukes – Walvisbaai

"I have recently fitted a Cyclone fuel saver in my Colt 2.8 bakkie and was
astounded to note that my normal usage rate of R1.40 per km, was reduced
to R1.10 per km!". Des - Pretoria East

“I installed two Cyclone fuel savers in my Jeep Rubicon and gained a 10% saving. I usually did 400km – now notice +- 460km before I refuel”. J Venter – Noordheuwel – Sales Director





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From: Allen Johnson
Sent: 04 November 2011
To: Francois
Subject: RE: improve fuel improve power

Dear Francois

In these troubled economic times, it is good that people are looking to save money in their daily activities….little things, like eating beetle grubs, washing your toilet paper and wearing patch-work quilts…

I scour the news headlines every day and I have medically diagnosed fits of depression when I see the headlines that mire our world today. Not least of which the global weather disasters we are experiencing…

Which prompts me to ask you why you decided on calling this contraption a “Cyclone” fuel saver?

Cyclones, by their very definition cause whorls of whirlpool – like destruction to anything they encounter, so this was a bad faux pas on your part…sort of like Mc Donalds naming their Big Mac “Cardiovascular Implosion”…

This was definitely not clear thinking, I believe you should have gone the alliteration route for this, like “Fantastic Fuel Funnel”, or “ Powerhouse Petrol Peripheral” or even “Dynamic Diesel Device”.

Consumers warm to these sorts of names, not tornadoes and pestilence and the like….

I enjoyed your testimonials from Pretoria, Noordheuwel and Walvisbaai, except – these should have come from one person, who had travelled through all of these places on ONE TANK OF FUEL!

Maybe that Sales Director (who would have rapport and probably be educated and have lots of unit trusts and insurance against cyclones etc) would be best….


Anyway! These are just my opinions. Hope you can make use of these insights.

Best of luck and go well, with Shell…or Engen or whatever…..





















Regards

Allen