Sent: 17 April 2012
To: Allen Johnson
Subject: Bond Stationers April 2012 Promotion
From: Allen Johnson
Sent: 27 May 2012
To: Bond Stationers
Subject: Bond Stationers April 2012 Promotion
Dear Bond Stationers
I was instantly sucked into your sales premise on the whole moniker of Bond Stationers…I mean, being an avid fan of Ian Flemings’s 007 protagonist/ hero archetype that is James Bond, how could anyone (except maybe Odd Job) refute the value proposition of your offer contained herein…?
I am however, genuinely curious as to the whereabouts of your usual spy catalogue…you know, the X-Ray glasses at the pool front with the boner-suppressing speedo technology....
Women love mysterious men and don’t take affront to having their credentials questioned….thus – what is the latest on the dart-blowing truth serum formulae you developed for the stationers contract?....
And please, do not apologise for sending this message in error, I have inadvertently happened on the SkyFall teaser trailer…
Just one question, at the risk of sounding naïve ….are the HP Laser Jets you use , you know, REAL lasers? Like Q might’ve come up with?.....and if setting it to ‘stun’, will this affect the power consumption much?
Regards
Allen
