From: Brandon Alan
Sent: Saturday, December 11, 2010 9:10 PM
To: D InfoSA
Subject: Invitation
Hi,
Thought you might be interested, we teach and train people to trade for a living.
I know if we just told you how to trade and get a 10% return in 10 minutes, you would probably say:
"That's impossible!"
However, if you came to a Live Stock Market Trading demonstration and we showed you a 10% in 10 minutes you would probably say, like most:
"That's amazing!"
Try us! It won't cost you anything except your time to come see. We have office suites nationwide, and Live-Trading demonstrations weekly. BOOK NOW into a Live-Trading presentation today. Book either by reply email or SMS____________. Attend either at our offices (see venues below), or online via Skype. For more info visit ____________
Our affiliated brokers are authorised financial service providers. Our service is training and coaching our clients to trade live on the markets. We confidently publish our results from all trades done whilst training and trading live with our clients. (*Our Trading results are available on request.)
We train our clients to become self-directed traders, for income and wealth creation purposes. Whether you are a complete beginner, or have been trading for many years as an experienced trader. We can teach you how to trade profitably and produce consistent returns.
BOOK NOW
Upcoming Live Trading demonstrations:
• DURBAN (head office), by Pavillion Wednesdays or Thursdays @4pm
• PRETORIA, by Menlyn - Tuesdays @6pm
• CAPE TOWN, by Millenium Business Park - By arrangement
• OTHER AREAS Online Meetings
• ONLINE, via Skype Simply send your Skype ID and we will arrange a time.
Duration approximately 1 hour.
To book, email reply with your full name and cell number. Or SMS to ___________
During the Live Trading demonstration we will show you "how to get started", introduce trading strategy and market logic, show you how to profit from rising AND FALLING share prices, as well as demonstrate Live-Trading. And afterward provide you with an opportunity to question our experienced traders.
After years of testing strategies that work, we are very excited to extend our services nationwide to the public, through launching our local and international trading solutions. We only seat a maximum of 50 people per Live Trading presentation session, and there is no cost for admission. Therefore we will reserve seating for you on a first come first serve basis. Bookings are essential. Seats fill up quickly. So book now, if you wish to attend. Please reply with your cellphone number when making a booking or enquiring for further info. So we may call you to confirm your booking, and discuss any queries in more personal manner.
Book into the Live-Trading demonstration today. Simply email reply or SMS ____________
Don't forget to book into the presentation today, as seats are limited and do fill up quickly. You may invite one other person to attend together with you, if you wish.
Look forward to hearing from you, in regards to booking you in -for the next upcoming Live Trading presentation in your area.
Regards,
Brandon Alan
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Just to let you know, if you are concerned, you have not been placed on a repeat mailing list. This is a just a once off email sent to you, just to WARMLY INVITE you to attend our presentation nearby to you. Since we noticed you are nearby to our office we decided to extend this invite to you.
If you are uninterested you may simply just ignore this email, in order to not receive further correspondence. And if for some reason you mistakenly receive this email more than once you may send a return email with 'opt out' in the subject. Alternatively you are welcome to give me a call on my cell if you need further assistance, in any way. Our various business projects and passion is to assist, enable, equip and empower people in all levels of society. And therefore we genuinely wish you heartfelt encouragement and every success. (Even if you do not show interest in our product offering). All the best as:
"Your success is our passion."
From: Allen Johnson
Sent: 14 December 2010 16:06
To: Brandon
Subject:FW: Invitation
Hi Brandon
My friend forwarded me this mail of yours (he didn’t request your “warm invite” but thought I might be interested).
You mention a Live Stock Trading Demonstration, that is fantastic, I don’t come from a farming background but I have vague recollections of when I was about five years old, running around with my great step-uncle Boo Radley at the weekly livestock auctions.
I imagine this very similar to what you are referring to? And I would love to see all those sheep and cattle go under the hammer to the highest bidder!
Tell me, and excuse my naïveté…does the term “bull” and “bear” markets stem directly from Live Stock Trading? I so love these “trading terms” don’t you?
If I could, I would change “Wall Street” to “Mekong Panda Street”, and the “Dow Jones” to “Cow Jones”
Now Brandon, I want to bring down some of my uncle Boo’s farm workers with to your work shop to suss out the Brahmans and so forth…do I get a discount for 20 pax?
Regards
Allen
Humorous Replies To Unsolicited Email and other rants of no socially redeeming significance whatsoever...
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Shane Warne has something to tell you and your friends
If you could get Shane Warne to send your friend an email, what would you get him to say?
View this email online or download the pictures to find out what they are.
Do you know someone who's always off with the fairies? Or a friend who thinks they’re the greatest thing to come along since sliced bread? Give them the reality check they so desperately deserve...
Send a personalised email from Shane Warne at
www.WarniesWordsOfWisdom.com.au
Warnie is locked & loaded with a dazzling array of pearlers, zingers, sledges and pleasantries that'll hit your mates where it hurts the worst – right in the goolies!
Click here to get started
WARNEING: Some sledges may result in 'hurt feelings'.
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From: "Allen Johnson
To: "The News Team"
Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2010 13:58:03 +0200
Subject: RE: Shane Warne has something to tell you and your friends
“Shane Warne has something to tell me and my friends”?
I wonder what that could be, maybe something like “ The day the Ashes go back to England, is the day I cheat on my wife…”
Or maybe its something like “ I wanna drink 5 week old sparkling wine out of your stilettos , you saucy fox…,er sorry! Wrong number!!”…
Seriously though, “Warnie’s Words of Wisdom” is as about as apt as bin Laden’s unauthorised biography “ Trade Centre Triads – A Lonely Afghan’s Long Distance Love Story”…or his cookbook effort,
“101 Kabul Goat Recipes”…
Having said all that, don’t you have anything by the only notable celeb Australia ever produced, Paul Hogan??
“You call that a knoife?...that’s not a knoife, THIS is a knoife…”
View this email online or download the pictures to find out what they are.
Do you know someone who's always off with the fairies? Or a friend who thinks they’re the greatest thing to come along since sliced bread? Give them the reality check they so desperately deserve...
Send a personalised email from Shane Warne at
www.WarniesWordsOfWisdom.com.au
Warnie is locked & loaded with a dazzling array of pearlers, zingers, sledges and pleasantries that'll hit your mates where it hurts the worst – right in the goolies!
Click here to get started
WARNEING: Some sledges may result in 'hurt feelings'.
Messages On Hold Australia
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Email: demo@messagesonhold.com.au
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www.Australia2010.com.au
From: "Allen Johnson
To: "The News Team"
Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2010 13:58:03 +0200
Subject: RE: Shane Warne has something to tell you and your friends
“Shane Warne has something to tell me and my friends”?
I wonder what that could be, maybe something like “ The day the Ashes go back to England, is the day I cheat on my wife…”
Or maybe its something like “ I wanna drink 5 week old sparkling wine out of your stilettos , you saucy fox…,er sorry! Wrong number!!”…
Seriously though, “Warnie’s Words of Wisdom” is as about as apt as bin Laden’s unauthorised biography “ Trade Centre Triads – A Lonely Afghan’s Long Distance Love Story”…or his cookbook effort,
“101 Kabul Goat Recipes”…
Having said all that, don’t you have anything by the only notable celeb Australia ever produced, Paul Hogan??
“You call that a knoife?...that’s not a knoife, THIS is a knoife…”
Thursday, December 9, 2010
What Is Your Shape?
From: Wellness
Sent: Friday, December 03, 2010 7:27 AM
To: Wellness
Subject: What is your shape?
What is your shape?
You may think you know when you look in the mirror, or you may be too busy trying to cover up unshapely areas to really see yourself as you are. Do you know how much fat you're carrying, compared to how much muscle? Do you know where you tend to gain weight–upper body, lower body or around the middle? Until you know the answers to these questions, you are not ready to make your personal plan for losing weight and keeping it off. Understanding your body is the first step to reaching your best personal shape. As someone who teaches both doctors and the public about obesity, I believe weight loss has been overemphasized and body shape underemphasized. You have probably read about the Body-Mass Index (BMI), which is a weight-to-height ratio. If your BMI is greater than 25, you are considered overweight in the United States, and if it is greater than 30 you are obese. This ratio has been a powerful way for scientists to document the obesity epidemic in this country and its effects on health and disease. However, when it comes to you as an individual, it can be misleading. A football player can be considered overweight on the BMI scale, but if the extra weight being carried is muscle, he is not really fat. A thin woman can have a normal BMI, yet still be over-fat. So shape counts.
Shapes are personal and go beyond the usual apple and pear. Women can have three typical body shapes–upper body fat, lower body fat and both upper and lower body fat. Men usually only get upper body fat. The upper body stores fat in times of stress and some people can lose and gain weight rapidly in the upper body. The lower body fat in women responds to female hormones such as oestrogen and progesterone and stores fat for breastfeeding a newborn baby. Women who have both upper and lower body fat will lose their upper body fat first. Women with more upper body fat tend to have more muscle than women with lower body fat and will need more protein in their diet to help control their hunger. Losing weight is harder if you have lower body fat rather than upper body fat, but the medical benefits of losing your upper body fat are greater. Losing weight around your neck, face, chest and waist usually goes along with losing fat on the inside as well. So as you look better, you are also improving your health tremendously.
Finally, there are two more body shapes to consider: The shape you can change and the shape you can't change. It is important to know the difference and work on the shape you can change, while adjusting your wardrobe and attitudes to the shape you cannot change. Due to low metabolism, many women with lower body fat can't lose weight just by cutting calories. These lower body-fat cells are resistant to both exercise and diet. Only a personalized program can help make sure you get enough protein to control cravings and build or maintain lean muscle ~ written by David Heber (Ph.D., F.A.C.P., and F.A.C.N.) who has over 30 years of Nutritional experience.
To find out more about a personalized program for weight management, you can go to _____________ or you can send me an email with your contact details.
Regards
S. Coetzee
Wellness consultant
* In future if you do not want to receive similar emails, please reply to this mail with Unsubscribe and your email address in the subject line
Dear S Coetzee
My friend of mine forwarded this mail to me as and I thought it was very provocative indeed...
You see, I'm what some people may describe as " wide for my height"...
But I also know that, inversely proportional to the massive weight I carry, I must by default also be exceptionally strong in the muscle department in order to commute this vessel of lard to the walk-in fridge and back to the Sunday afternoon Lost omnibus….hmm, “omnibus” was my nickname at school..(*sniff*…)
It just makes sense, that is why for example those absurdly fit, lanky Kenyan marathon runners do not hunt large elephants and sling their kill over their shoulders and run back to the villages for a cook-out…they simply are not primed for such load carrying capacity in the muscle department as a result of their inadequate fat percentage ratios to contend with this.
I must also contest your assertion that eating poorly make you pile on the pounds since, if we really “are what we eat” and we hate being “apple and/or pear shaped”, then surely we must ban these destructive fruits from our diets altogether?
For if the candy manufacturers start moulding those jelly babies into mini – Adonis’s, it will start looking a little bit like Spartahhh!!! in our respective communities.
Food for thought? Er, and by "food" I mean a vegetarian rye sandwich of course...
Allen
Sent: Friday, December 03, 2010 7:27 AM
To: Wellness
Subject: What is your shape?
What is your shape?
You may think you know when you look in the mirror, or you may be too busy trying to cover up unshapely areas to really see yourself as you are. Do you know how much fat you're carrying, compared to how much muscle? Do you know where you tend to gain weight–upper body, lower body or around the middle? Until you know the answers to these questions, you are not ready to make your personal plan for losing weight and keeping it off. Understanding your body is the first step to reaching your best personal shape. As someone who teaches both doctors and the public about obesity, I believe weight loss has been overemphasized and body shape underemphasized. You have probably read about the Body-Mass Index (BMI), which is a weight-to-height ratio. If your BMI is greater than 25, you are considered overweight in the United States, and if it is greater than 30 you are obese. This ratio has been a powerful way for scientists to document the obesity epidemic in this country and its effects on health and disease. However, when it comes to you as an individual, it can be misleading. A football player can be considered overweight on the BMI scale, but if the extra weight being carried is muscle, he is not really fat. A thin woman can have a normal BMI, yet still be over-fat. So shape counts.
Shapes are personal and go beyond the usual apple and pear. Women can have three typical body shapes–upper body fat, lower body fat and both upper and lower body fat. Men usually only get upper body fat. The upper body stores fat in times of stress and some people can lose and gain weight rapidly in the upper body. The lower body fat in women responds to female hormones such as oestrogen and progesterone and stores fat for breastfeeding a newborn baby. Women who have both upper and lower body fat will lose their upper body fat first. Women with more upper body fat tend to have more muscle than women with lower body fat and will need more protein in their diet to help control their hunger. Losing weight is harder if you have lower body fat rather than upper body fat, but the medical benefits of losing your upper body fat are greater. Losing weight around your neck, face, chest and waist usually goes along with losing fat on the inside as well. So as you look better, you are also improving your health tremendously.
Finally, there are two more body shapes to consider: The shape you can change and the shape you can't change. It is important to know the difference and work on the shape you can change, while adjusting your wardrobe and attitudes to the shape you cannot change. Due to low metabolism, many women with lower body fat can't lose weight just by cutting calories. These lower body-fat cells are resistant to both exercise and diet. Only a personalized program can help make sure you get enough protein to control cravings and build or maintain lean muscle ~ written by David Heber (Ph.D., F.A.C.P., and F.A.C.N.) who has over 30 years of Nutritional experience.
To find out more about a personalized program for weight management, you can go to _____________ or you can send me an email with your contact details.
Regards
S. Coetzee
Wellness consultant
* In future if you do not want to receive similar emails, please reply to this mail with Unsubscribe and your email address in the subject line
Dear S Coetzee
My friend of mine forwarded this mail to me as and I thought it was very provocative indeed...
You see, I'm what some people may describe as " wide for my height"...
But I also know that, inversely proportional to the massive weight I carry, I must by default also be exceptionally strong in the muscle department in order to commute this vessel of lard to the walk-in fridge and back to the Sunday afternoon Lost omnibus….hmm, “omnibus” was my nickname at school..(*sniff*…)
It just makes sense, that is why for example those absurdly fit, lanky Kenyan marathon runners do not hunt large elephants and sling their kill over their shoulders and run back to the villages for a cook-out…they simply are not primed for such load carrying capacity in the muscle department as a result of their inadequate fat percentage ratios to contend with this.
I must also contest your assertion that eating poorly make you pile on the pounds since, if we really “are what we eat” and we hate being “apple and/or pear shaped”, then surely we must ban these destructive fruits from our diets altogether?
For if the candy manufacturers start moulding those jelly babies into mini – Adonis’s, it will start looking a little bit like Spartahhh!!! in our respective communities.
Food for thought? Er, and by "food" I mean a vegetarian rye sandwich of course...
Allen
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