Shane Warne has something to tell you and your friends

If you could get Shane Warne to send your friend an email, what would you get him to say?
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Do you know someone who's always off with the fairies? Or a friend who thinks they’re the greatest thing to come along since sliced bread? Give them the reality check they so desperately deserve...


Send a personalised email from Shane Warne at
www.WarniesWordsOfWisdom.com.au
Warnie is locked & loaded with a dazzling array of pearlers, zingers, sledges and pleasantries that'll hit your mates where it hurts the worst – right in the goolies!
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WARNEING: Some sledges may result in 'hurt feelings'.



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From: "Allen Johnson
To: "The News Team"
Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2010 13:58:03 +0200
Subject: RE: Shane Warne has something to tell you and your friends

“Shane Warne has something to tell me and my friends”?

I wonder what that could be, maybe something like “ The day the Ashes go back to England, is the day I cheat on my wife…”

Or maybe its something like “ I wanna drink 5 week old sparkling wine out of your stilettos , you saucy fox…,er sorry! Wrong number!!”…

Seriously though, “Warnie’s Words of Wisdom” is as about as apt as bin Laden’s unauthorised biography “ Trade Centre Triads – A Lonely Afghan’s Long Distance Love Story”…or his cookbook effort,
“101 Kabul Goat Recipes”…

Having said all that, don’t you have anything by the only notable celeb Australia ever produced, Paul Hogan??

“You call that a knoife?...that’s not a knoife, THIS is a knoife…”