Sent: 16 May 2011 17:40
To: Allen Johnson
Subject: Introducing MyUniqueBid
My Unique Bid is changing all the rules.
Instead of bidding a fortune for something, we want you to bid the lowest unique bid. Check out www.myuniquebid.co.za and register today!
By simply registering and referring as many friends as possible, you could win a 16gig ipad worth R5000. Get started here.
From: Allen Johnson
Date: Fri, May 20, 2011
Subject: Fwd: Introducing MyUniqueBid
To: Introducing MyUniqueBid
Dear “Unique Bid”
I already have all these items, what else can you perhaps offer me? I have over the years, acquired a personal wish list of items that I always have wanted to get – and despite a plethora of visits to auctions around the world, I have always been dismayed not to have found them…
So, in light of your “Unique Bid” website, and the fact that E-Bay have a restraining order against me for sending them my wish list requests – please will you see whether you can line up one or more of the following for me:
• The Director’s Cut DVD of “Pakistani Nights – Unhoarding bin Laden’s Erotica: Now Un-Tali-banned”.
• Charlie Sheen’s ashtray.
• 3-D contact lenses.
• Clown shoes for my clown fish (he’s a size 000000.5) – he’s just learnt to trapeze into the wash basin…
• Ghost repellent spray
• A vinyl LP player that plays records backwards but that doesn’t reverse the way the words sound...I just love that ballad, “ Dead Are Friends My All”….
Please respond as soon as you can, I will get my E-bucks and coupons ready in anticipation!
Allen
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