Sent: 16 September 2011
To: Allen Johnson
Subject: the snake that unblocks your drains R69.00
Flexisnake unblocks your drains due to an excess of hairs in most household drains.
Believe it or not flexidrain does the plumbers work time and again for R69.00.... what a relief.
Keep this wonderful tool handy in your house and unblock your drains easily.You will be amazed. Save on expensive plumbers.
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From: Allen Johnson
Sent: 16 September 2011
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Subject: Fwd: FW: the snake that unblocks your drains R69.00
Dear PJ
This is nothing short of phenomenal!
I am a work-from-home guy who owns a large cattery. I have approximately 234 cats that I am responsible for, boarding them and so forth when their owners go on holiday etc.
The problem is, they require very regular grooming in terms of shampooing them, brushing them etc, and what with summer practically upon us, this issue is getting progressively worse.
Here’s my dilemma, I have 2 large zinc wash basins where Felix and I wash at least 40cats each per day. I know what you’re thinking…Felix is a cat’s name too, what a coincidence!Felix suffers terribly though from chronic rhinitis and is actually allergic to cats, come to think of it – he also actually hates them…
I have no idea why I hired him really, you truly can believe that old adage of cats having nine lives though! Otherwise Felix would’ve snuffed them all out by now…
Now, I had an idea and being something of an inventive person myself, I have sort of ‘borrowed’ your idea – don’t worry about your patent though, because despite my design modelled on ,and being 98% identical to yours, it’s intended function is completely and utterly different.
Get ready for….The Fur Foe”.
This baby will completely negate the need for your product altogether since in my business, the majority of clogged hair in drains comes from spat – up hairballs that get lodged in the cats’ throats.
So, all one needs to do is get the cat into the “kitty harness” and then gently “plunge” the cat’s throat with the Fur Foe and equally gently withdraw it and et voila! You have the hairy culprit, ready for extrication!
I have now begun mass production on these babies and should have 100 or so ready by month – end.
Obviously, if people buying them don’t have cats, they can use the Fur Foe simply for clearing out domestic drains….
What do you think PJ?
I see right at the bottom of your mail that your subscription server is powered by REM, my favourite song by them is “The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight” – especially the lyric :
“The cat in the hat came back, wrecked a lot of havoc on the way
Always had a smile and a reason to pretend
But their world has flat backgrounds and little need to sleep but to dream
The sidewinder sleeps on his back”
Regards
Allen
