Paige of Tunes at Randpark Golf Club

From: Randpark Club
Sent: 15 September 2011
To: Allen Johnson
Subject: Paige of Tunes at Randpark Golf Club









Greetings from Randpark Club Thursday, 15 September 2011

Paige of Tunes at Randpark Golf Club - Charity Music Concert
Sunday - 2 October will see the usually quiet and serene Randpark Golf Club turn into a hive of activity as the Club hosts “Paige of Tunes”, a picnic-style music concert, in aid for cerebral palsy.

The Concert will take place in front of the Randpark Clubhouse and Fairway Hotel on the 18th fairway and starts at 12h00, wrapping up around 18h30.

Tickets are for sale from Computicket at R175pp – great value for money considering the fantastic line up which includes stars such as Dozi, Heinz Winkler, Lianie May, Louise Carver, Emmanuel Castis, Evolver One, Beverley Jayne and Roland Albertson. Click here to buy tickets.

Kids under 12 enter for free and parents can send them off to the 9th fairway which will have jumping castles, plastic jungle gyms and other kids equipment to keep them happily occupied.

Additional hot food, drinks and other beverages will be for sale from the Clubhouse on the day.

Alternatively, Sunday buffet lunch in Balata Restaurant at the 5-star Fairway Hotel is available at R295 per person, which includes your ticket to the music concert. Kids under 12 eat for free.

The Vista Deck at the Fairway Hotel is still up for grabs if Corporates want to entertain their guests in absolute style. 50% of the proceeds of the venue hire will be donated to The Paige Project.

Ever fancied owning your own bunker? Now is your chance to “Buy a bunker” on the Randpark Golf Course in aid of charity.

Create your own personalised bunker by delivering your camping chairs, gazebo’s and branding to the Club the day before and they will do the rest. Tilani Edwards is ready to assist with your inquiries.


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From: Allen Johnson
Sent: 15 September 2011
To: dougbain@___________
Subject: Paige of Tunes at Randpark Golf Club


Dear Doug

As much as I’d like to, I cannot accept this invitation to Randpark Club on account my having been banned from every golf-club in South Africa…

Just a little incident that happened at Leopard Creek last December involving myself, an old school friend, 2 bottles of Jose Cuervo, a ‘stolen’ golf-cart and believe it or not, an actual leopard….it’s a very long story which I haven’t yet completely gotten over yet due to Brian (my friend) still under-going treatment for Ailurophobia (the fear of cats)…

Thus, I will try and enjoy the Paige of Tunes Charity Music Gig from my inbox instead, what is the link please for me to skype in?
Wood (a little golf joke…) you perhaps be able to pay a caddie on my behalf to carry a laptop around with one of the players so that I can at least share in the moment?

Not sure if you have any celebs playing there, maybe Lianie May can then have “me” on her lap front row when Dozi starts his set?

But she must sit near the back rows, Dozi drinks a lot of Sambuca (to numb his ears from his own voice I presume) and also has a terrible habit of spitting when he sings.

Anyway, let me know on that, then, another thing – this “buy a bunker” pitch, are these for like, underground/nuclear fall-out bunkers?

Randpark is nowhere near Kabul, nor even Chernobyl as far as I know, but I could be wrong…fortunately the golf club’s strict dress code would like prevent any potential Al Qaeda insurgents from spoiling the day.






















Please come back to me Doug.

Regards

Allen