From: Allen Johnson
Date: Fri, Feb 18, 2011
Subject: Fwd: booking
To: info@myfinancialsuccess.co.za
Dear Conray
I am so relieved that you made it back to Ballito in one piece and ultimately did not trans-mogrify into that hideous fly-mutant thing! I have read all of HG Wells’ books so I know that time travel can be hell and should only be attempted by experts…or people that are running late for an appointment….
I can only imagine that you would need to service the flux capacitor on your current unit to prevent that embarrassing flatulent sound that your after-burners currently emit when you’re re-entering the Earth’s atmosphere.
But as your moniker so proudly states, “Whatever It Takes!”, right? I have noticed that you have removed Rhonda Byrne’s trade-mark “Secret” logo? I had thought you had perhaps cleverly circumvented copyright laws by remaining in areas where these tedious laws hold no sway over you, such as hyper-space, or Ballito…
Or perhaps you are being cryptic and will slip in some Dan Brown Masonic symbolism in your future correspondence? Which would also be clever since your time machine can warp the natural laws of gravity and space.
I would suggest one thing with your marketing ploy here, try and get a volunteer to travel with you next time, maybe an elderly lady and see if you can bring her back in Victorian clothing, this will give massive gravitas to your campaign. Just a thought…
Regards
Allen
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