300 Precent Match Bonus On Your 1st Deposit...

From: John Plant [mailto:John@_________]
Sent: 10 October 2010
To: Allen Johnson
Subject: FW: 300 precent match bonus on your 1st deposit...




From: Allen Johnson
Sent: 12 October 2010
To: John@____________
Subject: RE: 300 precent match bonus on your 1st deposit...



Hi John

Thanks for this most important notification, just a question…what is “precent”? Just want to be sure, perhaps you meant “percent” but if the written word and it’s inferences are anything to go by – “precent” could be a reverse fractile number which, for e.g. would mean that if I won R1000, “300 precent” could equate to my having to pay in R30 extra each time I win…

Be honest and fess up John…aren’t you actually with the Revenue Services?...

Incidentally, in my haste to win the gold, I borrowed a neighbour’s (blue collar redneck – what an amusing colour pun!) pick axe and was perhaps a tad over-zealous in driving it’s gleamy point through my laptop’s motherboard to unlock the gold…I am disappointed, the only “precious metal” I recovered amidst the wreckage of what was my notebook, is what I assume to be a micro-gram of platinum ( a super-conductor as you know) – how much gold in ounces can I redeem this against?

Allen