Sent: 17 January 2011
To: Allen Johnson
Subject: Barry Hilton's Laughter Factory
On Wed, Jan 19, 2011 , Allen Johnson wrote:
Dear Beyond Dread Entertainment
This is exactly what I need for my team building, I have been looking for a speaker that can inspire some light humour to alleviate our working day grind, you see – my profession is what some people may regard as “morbid” or even “macabre”.
I just dismiss these descriptions as silly, we here at “Stiff-As-A-Board Undertakers” really take pride in what we do and we haven’t had any complaints from our clientele! (That was mortuary humour by the way).
I have heard on numerous occasions that learning modules and inspiration type speeches are best conducted in one’s workplace, so I would like to find out whether Barry would be prepared to come and give us a team building session at our mortuary?
It’s really squeaky clean and the acoustics are to die for…. I will brief my team to be very participative and not to heckle Barry…
You see, we have had celebs down in the “cold room” before…I won’t elaborate too much, suffice to say that David Hasselhof went into a major panic attack when Dr Embury was doing a Jeff Dunham routine with one of our “latest arrivals”.
David just kept on screaming into his wrist watch, “KITT!!! Come and get me!! Oh God, please come and get me!!!”…
Anyway, I can only hope that Barry gets properly briefed for our circumstances since it would be unlikely that the cider company he’s done work for would use his services again if he pulls a Sixth Sense Haley Joel Osment manoeuvre…
Please send me a quote for 15 heads (living heads that is).
Regards
Allen
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