Friday, January 21, 2011

You hold the kings bonus,1500 bets at EuroPalace

From: Annie Monaco
Sent: 25 October 2010
To: Allen Johnson
Subject: You hold the kings bonus,1500 bets at EuroPalace



From: Allen Johnson
Sent: 29 October 2010
To: Annie Monaco
Subject: RE: You hold the kings bonus,1500 bets at EuroPalace



Let me get this straight….you’re a gambling advocate AND your name is Annie Monaco??

Well, this is so awesome since I’m a Blackjack addict and my name (my REAL name) is Vinnie Vegas…although my hotel check-in alias is Snake Eyes Schneider…

Jeez…Annie, I tell you, I am such a compulsive gambler that just the other day, I typed a random number into my phone, got an answer from the other side and asked, “Is this Gambler’s Anonymous by any chance?”….

It was odd when I opened your mail, since at that time a colleaugue of mine, Dyslexic Dave, was looking over my shoulder and burst into hysterical giggles when he read “You hold the king’s bonus” and he bellowed loudly, “I thought that was the queen’s job! Bwahahaha!!!"... Dave often "sees things" that aren't really there, hence the bubble wrap lining in his cubicle...

Where you’ve mentioned that “ You’ve got 1500 credits to play for 24 hours”, does that mean I HAVE to play for 24 continuous hours? That’s quite a big task…perhaps you have me confused with the Silver Sands Casino man who has boundless endurance at the craps table?



Regards

Allen

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