What Flight Fanatics Have Been Waiting For.......

From: Ria
Sent: 22 March 2011
To: Allen Johnson
Subject: What Flight Fanatics Have Been Waiting For.......


Dear Flight Fan
Imagine a Flight Simulator that offers "real life flying" with Accurate Worldwide Scenery based on Actual Military Mapping, over 20 000 of the World's Airports and over 80 different Aircraft!!
• Changeable weather
• Real life cockpits
• Night flying
• Flying over your own town
• Accurate Airport Approach Lighting
• Fly anything from a helicopter to Military Fighting Jets, to the Wrights' Brothers first plane
• Realistic 3D cockpit views
• Locate other pilots with Google Map Integration
• Lifetime updates and upgrades
Have you ever wanted to fly a plane or a helicopter but lacked the money or ability to do so?
Are you a real pilot looking to improve your skills without having to take off?
Do you want to try some dangerous manoeuvres without risking your life?
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR... strap on your flying helmet, jump in the cockpit and get ready to take off by visiting www.myfreesimulator.com

The MegaBonus Team
PS See you on the runway!!
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From: Allen Johnson
Sent: 23 March 2011
To: marketing@__________
Subject: RE: What Flight Fanatics Have Been Waiting For.......

Hi Ria

Wow, this is an amazing opportunity, I am an avid collector of simulation experiences and unbeknownst to many of my friends, I hold the performance record on my first simulator purchase; “Steam Train Locomotive Coal Shoveller” – I shovelled 3.5 metric tons of coal in just 2 hours – a record by any measure!!

Upon achieving this milestone however, I had to take a shower simulator as I was covered head to toe, in simulated coal soot…

THIS prospect of yours , however has got me salivating like rabid pit-bull in a chicken sexing barn.

I ADORE the limitless bounds of the open skies and I am just totally taken with the various options and scenarios that you’ve offered that I can tailor for my personal flight experiences.

Just to be more specific, can you look into a personal request for me that has been a coveted fantasy of mine for the last 18 years of my life?

Here’s the “scene”; I am a renegade ex-Viet Nam fighter pilot that specialises in helicopters (like TC from Magnum PI) but I am sent on a TOP, TOP, TOP SECRET mission to the Playboy mansion to rescue all the playmates – but I want to fly this mission in that pink helicopter from “Riptide” – “Screaming Mimi” was her name……

THEN, as I am being directed to the “Bunny Pad” for landing by Hef himself, a BAD version of Airwolf (being piloted by Mickey Rourke and Muamar Ghadaffi) alights from nowhere firing heat-seeking Sidewinder missiles at me, I quickly take evasive action and deploy counter measures like sunbursts. My co-pilot (Charlie Sheen) then says, “Trolls at 9 o’clock! Deploying 30mm chainguns…FIRING!!! GOT HIM!! WINNING!!”

And then we land and smoke fine Cuban cigars and talk about the price of Moet champagne with Hef while the playmates wash my chopper.
















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What do you think?

Allen