Insurance premiums that fit your budget

From: Topcarinsurances
Sent: 09 March 2011
To: Allen Johnson
Subject: Insurance premiums that fit your budget
















From: Allen Johnson
Sent: 10 March 2011
To: info@___________
Subject: RE: Insurance premiums that fit your budget

To whom it may concern

This is a fantastic offer, however I have a question – I do not believe in motorised transport as it is my conviction that it is an abomination of the devil. This is not a joke, I further believe that when people take photos of me, their camera steals a small part of my soul…

But I digress, I believe fore-warned, is fore-armed. Please see my vehicle attached below and since you’re willing to give me 3 free quotes, here’s 3 free ones of my own for you;

• If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
• We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people
• Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

Incidentally, this is me and my family pictured in front of the “car” (which is short for carriage anyway…) This is not however a photo, it an etching I did with some charcoal and horse manure, a terrific compound that really brings out the colour of my braces don’t you agree?

















If you’d prefer, I can meet you at your corporate office? How many days’ full moons might it take to get to you from Wyoming? Digger (my trusty shire steed) is fully recovered from a bad bout of laryngitis, you should have heard him, he’s been very hoarse…

Let me know, I will await by the new-fangled internet machine for your speedy response.

Pa Allen