November Madness!!!

From: Martin Sanders
Sent: 05 November 2010 11:20
To: Allen Johnson
Subject: South Africa, are you looking for an affordable website?

NOVEMBER MONTH MADNESS!!!
FREE Registration of your .co.za / .com domain (worth R119),
When hosting your website with Web Promotions, during November 2010.
Valid until 30th November 2010 only!!!
Hosting from only R59 per month
Website development is also available if required.
Contact me with any questions you may have.
Martin Sanders
Marketing Assistant
Web Promotions

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Hi Martin

Wow, ANY questions I may have, you say…can I get a trial period to ask you questions for free? And would the answers to these questions (assuming you offer me a free trial period) be cryptic or comprehensively detailed?

For e.g., a “free trial” question I may have is “ Do androids dream of electric sheep…?”  and you could say “ Yes, but their neural cortex needs to be insulated otherwise a short could result in the sheep exploding and would scatter medium rare mutton all over the country-side”…, or you could be cryptic and say “  Hmmm, maybe…for R5, I could tell you…”

I’m going to ride my luck here Martin, I’m going to fire off some questions to you now and see what your crystal ball can reveal to the unanswered mysteries in my head…

• Does Stephen Hawking’s mental voice sound just like his computer to him?
• What does Orion’s Belt look like from the other side of the galaxy?
• Does my fridge light REALLY go off when I close the door…I sometimes hear scrabbling in the fridge late at night whilst watching the Other Michael Jackson on Summit TV, I sneak up to it, swing the door open and…the lettuce is where my Maltesers were supposed to be…do you think my cold foods are having a private soiree in my trusty Kelvinator late at night Martin?....I’m going to call my fridge Christine…like that possessed car from Stephen King’s novel…
• This is just WEIRD, I’ve just mentioned the name “Stephen” TWICE in this mail Martin! Is there a storm coming do you think? Maybe more tornadoes like in Vryheid yesterday…

Oh my gosh, I am FREAKED out Martin, I just can’t continue right now!!! I am SO sorry!!!

Going to splash some Jeyes Fluid on my face and get lucid for a while…

Please let me know the answers to the above?

Gracias Amigo!  (Bang Bang!!)