Take 10 Years Off Your Face

From: Sonja
Sent: 29 September 2010 07:49
To: Friends
Subject: FW: Take 10 years off your face in 15 minutes

We’ll Give You R480 Towards Your Non Surgical Facelift
If You Send This Mail To 10 People…

That’s right….Face Lift Express in Sandton City Johannesburg is offering new clients R480 worth of product towards a Non Surgical Facelift. 

To take 10 years off your face in a non surgical way, will cost about R1200, but we will take off R480! This means that you can look 10 years younger for only R720.

We will also give you a 10 year underarm laser hair removal package, should you spend R720 on your 1st facelift appointment, valued at R3600 in this promotion. This laser package can be transferred to another person, should you not require it! 

So you will get R4800 worth of products for R720!

 NB: To qualify for this offer you need to Cc us in on this email as well at ____________so that we can verify that you have sent it onto a minimum of 10 people.

What is a Liquid Facelift?

One of the most recent advancements in non-surgical face lifts procedures has occurred through the use of certain injectable substances. These cosmetic agents are FDA approved and have revolutionised the anti aging process!

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From: Allen Johnson
Sent: 29 September 2010 18:05
To: Sonja
Subject: RE: FW: Take 10 years off your face in 15 minutes

Dear Sonja

Thank you so much for this email, you wouldn’t know me from a bar of soap (pardon the cosmetic pun, which is right up your, er, alley…) but this is JUST what I need…

I do however have a few questions though, I have exceptionally wrinkled skin given that I suffer from the degenerative progressive ageing disease progeria…will this qualify me for a further discount since I am, for all intents and purposes, not the octogenarian most people assume I am? (although I do enjoy getting bumped up the queue at the local Computicket for Cinderella pantomime tickets…)

Secondly, I took advantage of the hair removal laser treatment you mention below yesterday, but given my rather cursed circumstances, I hope to grow the hair back rapidly to well, hide the years my face bears, do you have a product to expedite massive acceleration of hair growth you could recommend me?

By the way, I’m 19 years old. I’ve attached “before” and “after” pictures which are far more authentic than those credibility – lacking body building photos (who knew pumping iron good give one such a healthy orange glow…)

Have a great day, I’m off to buy thirty five litres of Head & Shoulders….

Before Laser treatment…

After…  UNBELIEVABLE!!!