Bad Payers, Blacklist them

From: Ultrabluezone
Sent: 07 December 2011 10:15
To: Allen Johnson
Subject: Bad Payers, Blacklist them.


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From: Allen Johnson
Sent: 15 December 2011
To: james@____________
Subject: RE: Bad Payers, Blacklist them.

Hi James

The very fact that you have me as “subscribed” to your mailing list is very unsettling….

I for one am not a bad payer, I am merely a fantastic borrower….this ‘service’ of yours seems to have serious overtones of espionage techniques to it.

Which makes me wonder whether the ‘ultrabluezone’ in your e-mail domain doesn’t refer to the ‘deep blue sea’…as in concrete shoes, in the ocean…

Nevertheless, I am interested in getting one of my debtors traced, he came to me in the night when I was throwing the bones to precipitate a séance with my ancestors….the mist that I formed was very thick (oh, by the way – I am a traditional African white witch-doctor, or sangoma)

His name is John J.J. Johnson, a distant relative of mine - my uncle’s cousin’s brother-in-law’s step-son….whose maiden name is also Johnson (he had a trans-gender procedure a few years ago).

Which leads me to the debt crisis I have….I loaned him the money to have the procedure done.

Now, I use the bones and the invocation of the Great Elders to bring him to the fore….but although he appears to me , he is still a devious one and has somehow procured the ability to shape-shift, and he does this with great amusement for himself, last night he came to me as Amy Winehouse and sang this stupid song to me to the tune of her classics “Rehab” song – “They try to make me go and repay Al, I said no,no,no….”

It is very infuriating and I wish to have my money back as soon as possible from him.

Can you help me out James? Even if you get his money in ‘ghost’ form, I have an ectoplasmic converter ,which basically can turn any ghost/apparition into real, tangible cash…

I mean theoretically, if I could trace his spirit, I could reunite Kurt Cobain with Nirvana, or even bring back Elvis ( I have tried this, but he resides in Graceland, and although a ghost – he has kept the weight on…)

Please advise on what you can help me with?


























Regards

Allen