Secure a R100,000 Personal Loan in 1 Hour

From: Hour-Loan
Sent: 02 December 2011
To: Allen Johnson
Subject: ALLEN JOHNSON, Secure a R100,000 Personal Loan in 1 Hour











Hi ALLEN JOHNSON,

The recession is behind us but times are still tough. Everyone needs a little extra money from time to time - to pay for school fees, home renovations, pay off debt, weddings :), funerals :( and all other unforeseen circumstances.

At Hour-Loan.co.za (South Africa), we believe that gaining easy access to lower cost capital shouldn't be for a privileged few but for every South African. We have been refining our product to consumer over the past 3 years and feel that we have really refined it.

We work with most of the leading personal loan providers in South Africa and have built a process where we will be able to provide you with a pre-qualifed loan offer in less than 1 business hour.

This takes all the hassle and hard work out of finding the best loan for you and what’s more, you can do it from the privacy of your own home / office / wherever you are reading this.

Give us a try, go to www.Hour-Loan.co.za, or apply now

Thanks

The Hour-Loan team













From: Allen Johnson
Sent: 02 December 2011
To: FastApply@Hour-Loan
Subject: Secure a R100,000 Personal Loan in 1 Hour - 1Hour-Loan.co.za

Dear Fast Apply

It is as if you have been sent to me from heaven….many of the dire fates you describe below have happened to me in just this one week!

On Monday I got married (in court, because times are tough) to Bertha, my 212kg sweetheart from school….we decided to go a less lavish route and to rather use the money to go under-water cave diving at Sodwana.

Anyway, what an awesome experience, frolicking in these colourful marine caverns and seeing all the brightly hued fish, my Bertha looked so graceful as she did slow-motion somersaults with an elephant seal, you could hardly tell them apart….well, except for Bertha’s garish pink and magenta bikini of course!

After a while, we decided to explore a small ship wreck, we swam through it’s galley (Bertha loves kitchens...) and its plethora of cabins when suddenly, as we were ascending to the surface through a large port-hole, Bertha got stuck!

She had at least breached the surface of the water, but her midriff was perfectly wedged tight in the port-hole.

Crisis as you can well imagine!!

I raced to shore and went to seek help, but all I could find was an abandoned picnic basket on the beach, I emptied it out and managed to find half a tub of butter…

I had a light-bulb moment…Eureka!! I would use it to lubricate her way out of her watery trap….So I tried it…but failed dismally, I only managed to attract about 100 hermit crabs to her waist area, which in turn, attracted a flock of swooping gannets….my poor Bertha…covered in dying hermit crabs and gannet excrement…

It took 3 hours before the NSRI could pull her out with 2 rubber duck dinghy’s….and with the rip tide that had ensued, she had lost her swimming apparel altogether and we had to use the boat’s sun-protection sail to conceal her modesty…

So….she blames me for the “dumb honeymoon” venue selection, and is suing for divorce and defamation of character….also, the NSRI have refused to take back their “soiled sail”, I had vehemently argued with them that was from the gannets, and not Bertha…

Can you help me with R25,000?























Regards


Allen