From:first4quality
Sent: 07 December 2011 01:30
To: Allen Johnson
Subject: Professional contractors for you!

Hello,

Our teams of professional and trained contractors can assist you with any aspect of your house, office or complex!

We cover the whole of Gauteng, Pretoria, Durban and the Western Cape and can provide you with:

Contractors - Builders, Painters, Plumbers, Electricians & more...
Support - Architects, QS, Draftsman, Engineers & more...

All our contractors are registered with the appropriate authorities and are able to offer quick effective solutions to your problems. We specialise in renovations, alterations and turnkey operations.

Plans - Innovation is the name of the game. Let us help you conceptualise your ideas and turn them into concrete. Quick professional plans in no time.

Project Management - Need some extra eyes and ears. Don’t have the time or expertise. We will manage your project from concept through to final handover.

Building, Construction & Plaster - Building on a room, new extension, garage, braai, wall... We also build houses from scratch!

Roofs & Waterproofing - Need a new roof or just minor repairs. Maybe you have a leak that need fixing. We specialise in torch on methods and we offer a 5 to 7 year guarantee on workmanship.

Tiling- We specialise in all tiling including natural tiles, slate, porcelein, ceramic, travertine and more.

Electrics – Certificate of Compliance | New Light and Plug Points | Db Boards | Lights Tripping | New Installations

Plumbing – New Geyser | Drainage Problems | Leaking Taps | Pressure Problems | Maintenance and New Installations | Solar Geysers | Grease Traps.

Painting – Domestic and Residential - Roof and Wall - Guarantees Apply - no job to big or to small

Paving – Domestic & Residential - Tar, Clay and Cement Bricks - Professional results

If you are interested call Samantha on 0839307161 to arrange an appointment.

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From: Allen Johnson
Sent: 07 December 2011
To: mail@first4quality.co.za
Subject: RE: Professional contractors for you!

Hello to you too...

Nice that we are having a 'non-first name basis' thing going here....I am a huge fan of mystery and mystique in general...I frequently go shopping blind-folded and collect random items from the racks just by the sense of touch alone.

Yesterday, I needed to do food shopping but when I got home and removed my blindfold, I realized that dinner for that evening was going to have to be a combination of cat litter, baked beans, industrial strength drain sanitizer and some maxi-pads....

Needless to say, I am still very hungry, but this most fundamental human appetite is almost always overshadowed by my pursuit of the enigmatic...

Anyway, I've read your mail (without the blind-fold of course...) and I wanted to ask something...the word 'contractor' is quite broad....

My worry involves the fact that you state you cover ' the whole of Gauteng, Pretoria, Durban and the Western Cape'... I live in Limpopo in a '79 Gypsy Caravan.

Over the years I have made many additions to my homestead, but with summer having arrived in it's rampant glory, I was hoping to build a splash pool inside it.

This is far too technical a job for me, so I would like you to do it - do I need to hitch it and drive it down to you people, or can you send me a provisional 'caravan splash-pool' quote?

The dimensions I have in mind are 0.5 metres deep, and about 1 square metre in perimeter....oh!! And I want a diving board built in too, obviously with this you would need to please also fashion a retractable sun-roof to allow for any attempted dive launch, otherwise, what's the point?...

I am worried about your misspelt 'porcelain' though...or is 'porcelein' a different, or hybrid material? Perhaps used on things like the Hubble telescope that would simply be too expensive for me?

I hope you can send people to do the job up here in Limpopo actually, otherwise I'll drive down anyway - you guys do the job, and I can drive back.

I will obviously fill the pool before I leave, since I have to pick up some Asian Giant Koi fish for my friend who owns the only Sushi restaurant this side of the Tropic of Capricorn...

Please advise?






















Oh by the way, if I have not been "added to any list" as you state in your disclaimer at the bottom of your mail, how did you get my contact details? Oh never mind, now that I have yours – I will also send you lots of special offers on refurbished caravans and jungle – restaurant concept recipes.

Kind regards

Allen