Thursday, December 15, 2011

Photo to Canvas Mounts

From: Gareth McClure
Sent: 21 October 2011
To: Allen Johnson
Subject: Photo to Canvas Mounts


Photographs to Canvas Mounts:

"Designed for Corporates or Individuals."


" Corporate gifts for your clients"

We manufacture 'Photo to Canvas Block Mounts.' We personalise the canvas prints with your company logo and an image of your choice. This is an innovative gift that will keep your brand top of mind in an office rather than the standard corporate gifts like pens that gets lost anyways...etc. This gift lasts forever!
Let your Company's Brand be a work of ART on your consumers office wall!!!


Please contact me for prices and negotiatons on large corporate orders.

Personal / Family / Photo To Canvas

This is a super gift for birthdays, anniversaries and home décor because it keeps memories alive!!! Email me for our October specials pricelist!


How does this all work?

Email us your own personal photographs or we can source any image that you require. We then digitally print the photos onto a high quality Canvas and mount the canvas onto our framing system, stretched around all sides to give it the 3D effect! The canvas is neatly fastened into a groove on the back of the frame, leaving the end product ready to hang or secure onto the wall.


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Yours Sincerely

Gareth McClure


From: Allen Johnson
Sent: 15 December 2011
To: Gareth McClure
Subject: RE: Photo to Canvas Mounts


Hi Gareth

I’m afraid that by some inconvenient coincidence, you and I are actually competitors….

Where you convert photos to canvas, I convert photos to holographic statuettes….a life-long 3-D reminder of lost loved ones, movie characters or whomever my clients wish it to be…

I hate to mention this to you too, but unlike photo frames, or your canvas mounts – my renderings never need dusting, they can never fall off the wall or one’s mantel piece…

And…they can be used for fun and not just nostalgic/memorial reasons…for example, my good friend Norbert went into my guest bathroom the other day to use the toilet and I’d put a 3-D Freddy Krueger in the shower to surprise him!

Luckily for him, he was already sat down and his fright loosened his bowels so much, he had to flush the john twice….so my offering has health benefits too.

So I am afraid I am not interested in your offer at this time Gareth….

Just out of interest, are you related to Troy McClure? You know, that lovable Simpsons character!

















Regards

Allen

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